Seeing his wife being pushed by her own fart, the maids were shocked.
To avoid stepping into the same trap, they all vanished without a trace in an instant.
Only the two body servants of Meng's house, Chun Tao and Chun Xiang, were vomiting while dragging Meng outside the Tingyu Pavilion.
However, Madam Meng herself was the source of the smell. Wherever she went, the odor spread.
The two maidservants were vomiting profusely, with their eyes rolling.
Finally, they collapsed together when they couldn't hold on anymore.
Since they had fallen by the edge of the lotus pond, the smell bothered the fish in the pool, causing them to surface and gasp for breath with wide mouths.
Shortly after, they all turned belly up.
The shadow guards of Yongling Marquis's manor were shocked and the fish were almost suffocated.
Madam Meng's fart is indeed indomitable.
But as the matriarch of the Marquis's mansion, Meng could not simply ignore her.
The shadow guards could only make themselves visible.
Then they had to hold their noses and carry Madam Meng back to the Yichu Hall, and sent someone to fetch the doctor.
You Yao also heard about it and secretly felt relieved that she ran fast.
Otherwise, who knows what would have happened.
The smelly Dan is not simply a fart that makes people smell bad, but it emits an odor from within and outward, similar to having a natural body odor.
Since it cannot be checked or washed away, there is no solution.
Of course, there is no cure for it either.
Unless there is a specific cure produced by the system, otherwise, Madam Meng will smell bad everywhere she goes.
So thinking about it, You Yao was even happier and laughed so hard that she couldn't stop.
Nangong Yan looked at her several times, and couldn't help but laugh as well, laughing involuntarily.
This matter is indeed too absurd.
Although he also had occasions when he had an upset stomach, he didn't behave so exaggeratedly.
The couple hid in the garden and laughed continuously until they were satisfied and stopped.
"Let's go, let's go to the Rongxi Hall to see grandmother."
She said to Nangong Yan.
She had planned to go back after lunch, but since the old lady is dizzy, it's not suitable to leave now.
Nangong Yan nodded slightly, "Alright, let's go check it out."
The two of them went to the Rongxi Hall quickly.
This matter did not take long to spread throughout the entire Yongling Marquis Manor.
Maids and servants were whispering in private, eyes full of excitement and disbelief.
"Have you heard?"
"Have you heard?"
"Ha ha, I heard that the mistress herself also fainted, and Chun Tao and Chun Xiang also fainted. The master and servant tripped over the lotus pond, and even the fish in the pond were affected, all turning belly up."
"You guys think, how can a fart be so smelly? Is it not that the mistress has some hidden disease?"
"It's really hard to say, it might be that there is some problem."
Since Madam Meng fainted, so did the old lady. The Marquis was busy taking care of his mother and had no time to mind what the maids were discussing below.
Plus the encouragement of the concubines below, everyone wanted to see Madam Meng's misfortune.
The rumors escalated rapidly, and the news spread throughout the entire city in no time.
In no time, Madam Meng of the Yongling Marquis became the talk of the town among the citizens, a topic for jests and banter during their leisure time.
Particularly those who had always disliked Madam Meng were secretly laughing for a long time.
Some of the noble women in the capital who were preparing to hold banquets quietly removed Madam Meng from the guest list.
If Madam Meng farted several times during the banquet, how could the banquet continue?
Jin princess was among them, preparing to host a flower appreciation banquet and inviting all the prominent ladies and young women of the capital to attend.
So that everyone could get to know her new daughter-in-law and also help her integrate into the noble circle of the capital.
Jin princess was about to remove Madam Meng from the guest list.
But thinking that Madam Meng was You Yao's stepmother, and the flower appreciation banquet was originally for this daughter-in-law, it wouldn't be right to refuse her invitation.
For a moment, she was at a loss for what to do.
"Alright, about the flower appreciation banquet, should I invite Madam Meng to come over?"
Jin princess kicked the man beside her, who was busy playing with a parrot, and asked in a dilemma.
The Prince of Jin wouldn't know about these things. He turned to look at his beloved wife and said, "Wait until the Princess Consort comes back and ask her if she wants to invite her."
Jin princess nodded and felt it made sense, so she didn't hesitate anymore. She put the guest list aside and went to do other things.
Nei Yao was not aware of the situation here.
Yongling Marquis Manor.
She and Nangong Yan were already at Rongxi Hall long ago. The old lady, perhaps because she is older, hasn't woken up yet.
Only when the doctor lit the fresh and clear smelling incense, and inserted acupuncture needles into the old lady's Manzhong point, did the old lady gradually regain consciousness.
"Mum, are you alright? You almost scared your son to death."
The Marquis of Yongling saw his mother waking up and was also excited. He immediately went over to her first.
"Grandmother, you have finally woken up."
The grandchildren and great-grandchildren, as well as the young concubines in the manor, gathered around in excitement. Whether their emotions were genuine or feigned, no one knew.
The bedside of the old lady was surrounded by people so tightly that there was no room to breathe.
Nei Yao wanted to go over, but since she couldn't squeeze in, she gave up and stood aside with Nangong Yan.
When the old lady woke up, her mind was still a bit confused. She trembled and said, "Quickly, help me get out."
Everyone present was slightly taken aback at the corners of their mouths. Madam Meng's fart was really powerful, just look at how frightened the old lady was.
"Mum, it's alright, this is Rongxi Hall."
The Marquis of Yongling stood by the bedside and held the old lady's hand, comforting her.
The old lady's mind was somewhat clear now, and as she looked around at the circle of people surrounding her, her face flushed with embarrassment.
Being fainted by the fart of her daughter-in-law is something that just thinking about it feels embarrassing.
She had maintained a good reputation for her whole life, but she never expected such an embarrassing and awkward incident to happen right at the end of her life.
Though the old lady's mind was in turmoil, she quickly composed herself.
"What's wrong with Meng? " She looked at the Marquis of Yongling and couldn't help asking.
Even if she had eaten something bad, it wouldn't be this smelly.
Her first reaction was that something might be wrong with Meng's body.
The Marquis of Yongling, upon hearing his mother inquire about Madam Meng, realized that he had not yet gone to see Madam Meng and was unaware of the situation.
He walked to the door and called in some of his servants to ask about Madam Meng's condition.
The servant had already gathered the information and was waiting for the marquis to ask.
"Marquis, the doctor has examined the lady. She's just suffering from an upset stomach. Combined with the heat, it intensified her body odor. The two smells mixed together, and that's what happened."
The servant spoke the information he had gathered truthfully.
The Marquis of Yongling frowned slightly. He had guessed that Meng might have eaten something bad, but when did Meng have body odor?
He had lived with Madam Meng for more than twenty years. How could he not know if she had body odor?
"What happened? How did she get body odor? Is the doctor really saying that?"
The Marquis of Yongling looked suspiciously at the servant and asked.
"Reporting to Marquis, the lady also does not believe it, but we have invited more than a dozen doctors, and they all said it was the lady's body odor, with no other illness."
The servant looked nervous and said.
Although he also found it absurd, it was indeed the case.
Now, everyone in the Rongxi Hall was shocked. Madam Meng never had body odor before; how could she suddenly have it?
But the doctor's diagnosis would definitely not be wrong.
Perhaps Madam Meng ate something bad that led to food poisoning, thus triggering her body odor.
Upon learning that Madam Meng would be smelly from now on, the concubines in the Marquis' household were all gloating over the misfortune.
As the Marquis was present, they couldn't show their joy openly, so they had to hold it in.
